EG: White Noise Device

Introducing the White Noise Device for Dr. Robert's application to Engineer. (for the Verdigris Tear)

Recording:
"Hallo. Zis is Doktor Robert Grossberg ov zeh Android Mental Development team... Zeh only member, actually...

Anyhow! I vas tasked to vork on a device to lessen zeh noise in the labs to provide quiet vorkspace. Notably to nullify zeh noises made by zeh clankink und hissink of our robotic assistants.

In my studies, I found zat a stable background noise vill dampen zeh sounds zeh brain hears. Zis effect is Vite Noise. I haff found zat zis is able to be made vith a small device that creates a noise somevhat like rain. Zeh tests vere rather successful in my opinion, und zeh robots vith the sound units vere able to move in vat seemed to be silence.

Zere vas a downside, zough: several scientists complained ov an increase in 'eadaches. I vas forced to recall the units. (Also, if you read zis, Herr Boyle, I haff no regrets for your pain, und I hope you die in your bacteria cultures... I know you stole zat prototype brain.)

Zis device is excellent in function, as it can make an android stealthy until it is very close. I haff great plans for improvink zis."